"Retiring Is Scary" is a track made by Maniac Pop for Mashup Week. It represents the character RayWilliamJohnson and serves as his final track.
Description[]
RWJ: Hi. You probably know me by now. My name is Ray William Johnson. I'm an American actor, former host of =3, CURRENT host of SVPERHVMAN, and this will be my LAST mashup.
RETIRING IS SCARY
feat. Ray William Johnson
(Cool Transition.)
RWJ: Now, I won't lie to you, I've honestly had an awesome experience here at Mashup Week. The cast is friendly, the crew is friendly, I don't think I've had a single bad relationship with anyone here.
FILTHY FRANK: BITCH!
RWJ: BITCH!
...
RWJ: A-As I was saying, being here competing with the best of the best has been such a rewarding experience. I mean, how many people do you know that can say they've competed with the likes of Ke$ha Rose or Billie Eilish? It's a crazy thought! Almost as crazy as, say, a monkey riding on a unicorn made out of hot dogs! But in the end, maybe it's not just about the quality of the characters. We've all grown and developed these last 8 months, and sure, we've all had some quality mashups. But taking our focus away from the mashups... I want to thank you. For still believing in me... I knew I left =3, knowing I left behind... A LOT of fans... But I'm glad you found me. And hopefully... well, hopefully we can start things right again. So thank you for this incredible experience. I look forward to the future.
I'm Ray William Johnson.
And I approve this message.
This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by Peng @pengcloud.
A callback to Ray's funniest clips!
★ TheGuy - Some Forum I Can Rock / American Balls
★ WholePunch - Living In A Nintendo World
★ Monsieur Mash - Crazy Mom's Tears
★ TheHolyT-Bo - These Emotions Are Killing Me!
★ Craftersshaft - Rock Kenny: =3 Pinball ~ Take Off and Forum
★ Maniac Pop - Majority Bar Fight
★ Gnirob - Rubberband Trans
★ Craftersshaft - Taking a Forum Down to Bedrock
★ WholePunch - Everybody's Jam
★ Ieslar - Doin' Your Vida Loca
★ WholePunch - Mmyy Ppaarrttyy
★ CactusTeam - Happy Kitty On A Trampoline
★ Velamy - Hot Showie
★ ImaginaryShadows - Your Favorite Martian in Time
★ Toothn't - Moskau Tears
★ Gnirob - Dig Ol' Bick
★ Craftersshaft - Semi-Charmed Jupiter
★ Reifi & Vincent Mashups - Old Town Personal Circle
★ Ieslar & Frisco17 - Losers Read Hate Comments
★ WholePunch - Victory! Ray William Johnson
BRACKET A: Round 2
RWJ easily beats Herobrine, likely because Minecraft hasn't resurged in popularity yet. (65.12% - 34.88%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 1
After defeating the time-travelling Lou Bega and Scatman John, Ray narrowly loses to Lord Farquaad. (47.23% - 52.77%)
LOSERS 2: Round 4
Ray is cured from his Offkey tendencies and loses to Snail-Chan in a match with double the music. (35.09% - 64.91%)
Stay Jammin, Ray. Best wishes and good luck, from all of our mothers.
Sources[]
- The 1975 - Sincerity is Scary
- Fat Damon - Fred Estaire
- Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears
- Your Favorite Martian - Transphobic Techno
- RayWilliamJohnson Final Episode Voice Clips
Trivia[]
- The mashup "Rubberband Trans" was removed. This is its only reference.
External Links[]
- SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-ending/retiring-is-scarier
- Bandcamp: https://mashupweek.bandcamp.com/track/retiring-is-scary
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrrgCWNzyxo